Sunday, March 14, 2010

Taking back control

So my blog has been plagued by anonymous spammers and this is now me taking back my blog.

I have a headache!

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Revival of the Slickest

Yeah, I'm talking about my blog. I haven't been posting since a year now. I felt like a part of me was missing ... naaah. But it is good to post every now and then just to shoo off the bats and what nots. Because bats my friends, are very territorial and so are what nots. So here's to another pointless post, the start of the beginning of the middle of the end of the life ... err blog.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Untitled

Its a new dawn, its a new day, its a new GIBE ... and i'm feeling good! >:]

Posted via email from fasihahmed's posterous

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Funny Chats - 22nd April 2008

Zeeshan Ashraf: oye have you already eaten?
fasih ahmed: no
Zeeshan Ashraf: want to eat rolls?
fasih ahmed: no
Zeeshan Ashraf: ok go to hell
fasih ahmed: i am in hell..
Zeeshan Ashraf: haha
Zeeshan Ashraf: ok cool
Zeeshan Ashraf: oh how can u be cool
Zeeshan Ashraf: i mean
Zeeshan Ashraf: ok hot

Monday, April 20, 2009

Monday, February 23, 2009

Tom Cruise doing a Dane Cook

Remember when tom cruise went wild on Oprah and killed her?



Apparently the aliens that died from the war of the worlds movie left some side effects. Yeah ... Scientology and Tom Cruise with electrocuting power.

Tom Cruise was actually copying Dane Cook. Don't believe?

Monday, December 8, 2008

Monday, November 17, 2008

The 'Controversial' KU Merit List

The following is the NTS result of the whole Computer Science Department:
(confirm the result here http://nts.org.pk/ntsweb/ku19oct2008result/Result.asp [in Roll No: type in 201% which will give you the result of ComputerScience])

201460 FASIH AHMED RANA BASHIR AHMED RANA COMPUTER SCIENCE 73
201587 SHAKIL MUJEEB KHAN ABDUL MUJEEB KHAN COMPUTER SCIENCE 71
201537 SADAF ALVI M. ISLAM ALVI COMPUTER SCIENCE 71
201539 SAMEEN ATHAR MIRZA ATHAR HUSSAIN COMPUTER SCIENCE 71
201472 JAVARIA AHMED MANSOOR UL RAB COMPUTER SCIENCE 70
201499 MARIAM FEROZ FEROZE ALEEM SIDDIQUI COMPUTER SCIENCE 69
201470 IMRAN ALI AMEER ALI COMPUTER SCIENCE 68
201530 S M ZAIN ABBAS S ASGHAR MANZOOR COMPUTER SCIENCE 68
201444 AMMAD KHLID KHALID MAHMOOD COMPUTER SCIENCE 64
201457 FAHAD SHAZAD ABDUL WAKEEL COMPUTER SCIENCE 63
201508 MUHAMMAD AZAM KHAN MEHBOOB ALI KHAN COMPUTER SCIENCE 63
201479 KHUBAIB AHMED QURESHI ISHTAQ AHMED QURESHI COMPUTER SCIENCE 63
201458 FAHEEM ULLAH KHAN ISLAM ULLAH COMPUTER SCIENCE 61
201557 ZEESHAN QASIM ALI COMPUTER SCIENCE 61
201523 OBAID SALEEM MUHAMMAD SALEEM KHAN COMPUTER SCIENCE 61
201547 SOHAIL ALI SULTAN ALI COMPUTER SCIENCE 60
201462 GHAYAS-UR-REHMAN RAEES-UR-REHMAN COMPUTER SCIENCE 60
201473 JAWED NASEEM MUHAMMAD NASEEM COMPUTER SCIENCE 60
201478 KASHIF RIZWAN ABDUL RAZZAQ COMPUTER SCIENCE 60
201485 M NOUMAN AL-HAJ M ALTAF COMPUTER SCIENCE 60
201509 MUHAMMAD HUMZA GHAYAS GHAYAS UDDIN COMPUTER SCIENCE 59
201562 M. DANIYAL KHURSHIDI M. NEHAL KHURSHIDI COMPUTER SCIENCE 59
201442 AMBREEN ZAHID ZAHID ALI COMPUTER SCIENCE 59
201531 S SALMAN ABBAS RIZVI S ZAFFAR RIZVI COMPUTER SCIENCE 58
201491 M. AMIR AHMED AHMED UMER COMPUTER SCIENCE 58
201576 KASHIF MOBEEN MOBEEN AHMED COMPUTER SCIENCE 58
201474 JUNAID AHMED KHAN M. MOZAMMEL HAQUE COMPUTER SCIENCE 58
201493 M. NOMAN SULTAN M. SULTAN COMPUTER SCIENCE 57
201495 M. RIZWAN ZAHID ZAHID MAQSOOD COMPUTER SCIENCE 57
201527 RASHIDA PERVEEN RIAZ AHMED COMPUTER SCIENCE 57
201550 SYED NASIR DANIAL SYED NOOR-UL-HAQ COMPUTER SCIENCE 57
201586 SYED MUHAMMAD MUBASHIR SYED MOIZ AHMED COMPUTER SCIENCE 57
201504 MUHAMMAD ALI AZIZ -UL- HASAN COMPUTER SCIENCE 57
201517 NADEEM AHMED SALEEM UDDIN SIDDIQUI COMPUTER SCIENCE 56
201518 NAJMUS SAHER SALEEM SALEEM ALI SHAH COMPUTER SCIENCE 56
201583 MANAZIRUL HAQUE BASHIRUL HAQUE COMPUTER SCIENCE 56
201581 MALIK SHAMS-UL-ARFEEN
COMPUTER SCIENCE 56
201572 NIDA SADAF KHAN MUHAMMAD SAJID ALI KHAN COMPUTER SCIENCE 56
201546 SIKNADR ALI CHANNAR G. FAROOQ CHANNAR COMPUTER SCIENCE 56
201452 DANISH AHMED MUHAMMAD AHMED COMPUTER SCIENCE 56
201489 M. ABDUL BASIT OBAIDULLAH BUZDAR COMPUTER SCIENCE 56
201538 SALMAN AZIZ KHURSHID AHMED COMPUTER SCIENCE 55
201449 AZHAR HUSSAIN SAIF ALI COMPUTER SCIENCE 55
201555 WAJIHA HAFEEZ MUHAMMAD HAFEEZ COMPUTER SCIENCE 55
201468 HUZAIFA ZOHAIB COMPUTER SCIENCE 54
201475 KASHIF EJAZ EJAZ HAMED COMPUTER SCIENCE 54
201443 AMIR AKHTAR GULFAM AKHTAR COMPUTER SCIENCE 54
201439 AFTAB HAFEEZ ABDUL HAFEEZ COMPUTER SCIENCE 54
201451 BUSHRA JALAL MUHAMMAD JALAL UDDIN COMPUTER SCIENCE 54
201520 NASIR AHMED SHABBIR AHMED COMPUTER SCIENCE 53
201532 S ZEESHAN AHMED FRAZ S AZHAR ALI COMPUTER SCIENCE 52
201445 ANUM ANSARI M. NASIR ULLAH ANSARI COMPUTER SCIENCE 52
201437 ADEEL AHMED ALI M. QURESHI COMPUTER SCIENCE 52
201573 QURRAT-UL-AIN MUNEER DR. FAHIM UDDIN COMPUTER SCIENCE 52
201584 MUHAMMAD AHSAN ABDUL MAJID COMPUTER SCIENCE 52
201513 MUHAMMAD SHAHZAD MOHAMMAD NISAR COMPUTER SCIENCE 51
201552 TALHA JAMIL JAMIL UDDIN COMPUTER SCIENCE 51
201459 FARHAN SAJID SAJID MEHMOOD COMPUTER SCIENCE 51
201533 S. SOHAIB MUZAFFAR ZAIDI SYED AHMED HUSSAIN ZAIDI COMPUTER SCIENCE 51
201521 NAZISH FATIMA SYED SAEED UL HASAN NAQVI COMPUTER SCIENCE 51
201488 M WASEEM NAZIR AHMED COMPUTER SCIENCE 50
201483 M IMRAN KHAN NASRULLAH KHAN COMPUTER SCIENCE 50
201505 MUHAMMAD ANWAR HASSAN GHULAM HASSAN COMPUTER SCIENCE 50
201651 SHEHLLA MEMON GHULAM NABI COMPUTER SCIENCE 50
201446 ARIF SIDDIQUI ABDUL BARI SIDDIQUI COMPUTER SCIENCE 49
201501 MEHNAZ M. HANIF COMPUTER SCIENCE 48
201453 DANISH SAIF SAIFUL ISLAM COMPUTER SCIENCE 48
201484 M KAMRAN M AYUB COMPUTER SCIENCE 48
201507 MUHAMMAD ASHRAF GHULAM MUHAMMAD (LATE) COMPUTER SCIENCE 48
201528 S ABDUL KHALIQ BARI S AKHTER ALAM BARI COMPUTER SCIENCE 48
201553 TOQEER HUSAIN ZIYARAT SHAH COMPUTER SCIENCE 47
201438 ADEEL SIKANDAR SIKANDAR HAYAT COMPUTER SCIENCE 47
201575 HIRA KHAN IMTIAZ ALAM COMPUTER SCIENCE 47
201561 FAHAD IQBAL NOOR IQBAL COMPUTER SCIENCE 47
201585 MUHAMMAD TARIQ KHAN NAJMUL BARI COMPUTER SCIENCE 47
201496 M. SALMAN TAJ MUHAMMAD COMPUTER SCIENCE 47
201560 ZUHAIR HAROON KHAN HAROON-UR-RASHID COMPUTER SCIENCE 46
201481 M ADEEL SIDDIQUI RAIS ALAM SIDDIQUI COMPUTER SCIENCE 46
201540 SANA RAJPER SHARAFUDDIN KHAN RAJPER COMPUTER SCIENCE 46
201469 IKRAM ULLAH MOHIB-U-LLAH KHAN COMPUTER SCIENCE 46
201486 M SAJID KHAN M KALEEM KHAN COMPUTER SCIENCE 45
201514 MUHAMMAD TOUSIF SHAHID CHOUDHARY MUHAMMAD SIDDIQUE COMPUTER SCIENCE 45
201536 SABEEN AKHTAR MOHAMMAD AKHTAR HUSSAIN COMPUTER SCIENCE 45
201551 SYED SHOAIB MANZOOR S.M. MANZOOR -UL- HASSAN COMPUTER SCIENCE 44
201448 ATTA MUHAMMAD SHAFI MUHAMMAD COMPUTER SCIENCE 44
201580 MUHAMMAD NAEEM MUHAMMAD ARAB COMPUTER SCIENCE 44
201454 DURRE SHAHWAR FATIMA KAZIM RAZA (LATE) COMPUTER SCIENCE 43
201541 SAVERA KHURSHID CH KHURSHEED AKHTER COMPUTER SCIENCE 43
201494 M. RIZWAN ABID KHADIM HUSSAIN ARAIN COMPUTER SCIENCE 43
201535 SABAHAT RIZVI SA'ADAT COMPUTER SCIENCE 43
201464 HAFIZ M. NAJMUL HASNAIN AMIR HASAN COMPUTER SCIENCE 43
201465 HIBA TARIQ IFTIKHAR HUSSAIN TARIQ COMPUTER SCIENCE 42
201510 MUHAMMAD IMRAN KHAN ABUL KALAM COMPUTER SCIENCE 40
201556 ZAKIR HUSSAIN GHULAM ABBAS COMPUTER SCIENCE 39
201447 ASIM AHMED QIDWAI ANSAR A QIWAI COMPUTER SCIENCE 38
201502 MOHSIN NASEER ABBASI NASEER AHMED ABBASI COMPUTER SCIENCE 38
201529 S ADEELA SAHAR S AZHAR ALI COMPUTER SCIENCE 38
201571 NARESH KUMAR ARJUN KUMAR COMPUTER SCIENCE 38
201570 SYED IKRAM ALI HASSNI SYED HABIBUL HAQUE HASSNI COMPUTER SCIENCE 38
201512 MUHAMMAD RAZA MUHAMMAD SAEED COMPUTER SCIENCE 37
201526 RAHEEL AHMED QIDWAI DR. ANSAR A. QIDWAI COMPUTER SCIENCE 37
201441 ALI HASSAN MUHAMMAD HUSSAIN COMPUTER SCIENCE 35
201516 MUNAZZA ZIA BAQAZ MUHAMMAD ZIAUDDIN BAQAZ COMPUTER SCIENCE 35
201490 M. ADEEL M. PERVEZ COMPUTER SCIENCE 34
201455 EHTESHAMUL HAQUE AKBER NIZAMUL HAQUE COMPUTER SCIENCE 32
201548 SYADA ELIYA ABBAS SYED SHAFI UL HASAN COMPUTER SCIENCE 31
201524 QAMARUL ARAFEEN M.ASHAQ KHAN LODHI COMPUTER SCIENCE 30


The following is the Merit list issued by KU:



Notice that Humera Tariq [Father's Name: M. Mahmood Ahmed] is not in the NTS test list at all. Yet she is the first one on the merit list.